Below are some of the best witty funny quotes by famous people to make you laugh, enjoy : )
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”
― Winston S. Churchill
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein
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“Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.”
– Coco Chanel
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“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
– Mark Twain
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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
– Albert Einstein
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde
“My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.”
– Oscar Wilde
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama
“The elevator to success is out of order, you’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett
“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight Eisenhower
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