Coffee is the number one beverage around the globe. Most of us can’t even start a day without a hot cup of coffee. It is the fuel we need to get our blood pumping in the morning, helping us get ready for what is coming during the day. We love coffee so much that we even developed coffee art and various coffee assortments. If culture, language and traditions separate us, one thing will bring us together, and that is the much-appreciated coffee cup. Here are some funny quotes about coffee that will make your day brighter.
– Turkish Proverb
Everybody should believe something
I believe I’ll have more coffee.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
DISCLAIMER: This mail was answered before my first coffee.
“I drink coffee for your protection.”
Coffee : break fluid
“I like my coffee black as a moonless night.”
“I don’t really like coffee, she said,
but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ” (Brian Andreas)
There is something magical about coffee, which scientists call caffeine, so capable of reviving our senses. If we lack the energy, the focus, a cup of coffee might be all we need. It is the kick in the hind we need to keep on going, whatever we need to accomplish, and even if we don’t like it.
“What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” (Cassandra Clare, City of Bones)
Sometimes all we have is black humor because life can hit us in ways we never expect. Still, there will always be a cup of coffee waiting for us, to comfort and revive our mind and body. Whether you like it black, late, or with caramel syrup, coffee is the one thing that will never disappoint you.
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” (Dave Barry)
Coffee is said to raise the blood pressure, in case it is too low. But in fact, it is very frustrating to wait too long to get that coffee cup you crave for so much. Only the smell of coffee in the morning gets you enough buzz, making you want more, in the shape of a warm beverage.
“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” (David Letterman)
Yes, we are large coffee consumers, this habit also becoming a way of social bonding. So perhaps it is not wrong to say that coffee is indeed a part of our personality.