Friendship is the most amazing gift that one person can give another, but it’s not all seriousness. The best part of a good friendship is the ability to laugh together, so we’ve collected a few funny friendship quotes to give you something to spark that laughter once again.
Funny Friendship Quotes And Sayings
A good friend is like a bra:
- hard to find one,
- you’re comfortable with,
- always provides support,
- holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
We’ll be friends till we’re old and senile…then we’ll be new friends!
My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Friends are therapists you can drink with …
“There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
You can never go wrong with chocolate. For many people it’s essential to their existence, either literally or figuratively. The only thing better than chocolate is having a fantastic best friend, and the only thing better than having that amazing best friend is having a best friend who brings you chocolate! It’s a win-win no matter what?
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
A good friend is someone who can see you for who you really are and still want to spend time around you. There are plenty of people in our lives that we spend time with but don’t really take the time to get to know. Those would be classified as acquaintances. A good friend will take the time to really get to know you, and make you want to be known at the same time.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
A good friend is always there for you, no matter what your situation. You’ll find people in your life that only stay around as long as you have something to offer them. Those aren’t the kind of ‘friends’ that you want to spend your time with. Instead, attach yourself to people who add to your life, rather than detract from it.
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb
Have you ever had a coworker gesture at you awkwardly to tell you that your makeup is smudged or that you’ve got spinach in your teeth? A good friend will just tell you flat out that there is something that needs to be fixed, with no beating around the bush. It can be embarrassing at times, but what’s more embarrassing, having someone tell you that there’s salad in your teeth, or continuing your conversation without fixing it?
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say ‘Friend is someone to share last cookie with.” – Cookie Monster
Sometimes the best information comes from the most unlikely places. If you’ve found someone that you’re willing to share your last cookie with, then you’ve found something worth hanging on to.
Growing Up Quotes
Finding a good friend is something that should be cherished and welcomed. Hopefully, these funny friendship quotes can remind you of this and bring a smile to your face at the same time.