Below are some witty funny quotes by Oscar Wilde to make you smile : )
1. “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
― Oscar Wilde
2. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde
3. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
— Oscar Wilde
4. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde
5. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde
6. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
― Oscar Wilde
7. “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde
8. “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde
9. “Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
― Oscar Wilde
10. “My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people’s.”
― Oscar Wilde
11. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
― Oscar Wilde
12. “The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”
– Oscar Wilde
13. “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” – Oscar Wilde
14.”All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” – Oscar Wilde
15. “Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”
― Oscar Wilde
16. “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
― Oscar Wilde
17. “There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”
― Oscar Wilde
18. “Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.”
― Oscar Wilde
19. “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” – Oscar Wilde
20. “I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”
– Oscar Wilde
21. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde
22. “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”
― Oscar Wilde
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