20 Witty Funny Quotes By Famous People To Make You Laugh

Below are some of the best witty funny quotes by famous people to make you laugh, enjoy : )

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein

“Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.”

– Coco Chanel

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

– Mark Twain

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
– Albert Einstein

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

– Napoleon Bonaparte

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde

“My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.”
– Oscar Wilde

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama

“The elevator to success is out of order, you’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”

– Joe Girard

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”

— Winston Churchill

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

– Zig Ziglar

“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

― Terry Pratchett

“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight Eisenhower