Get ready to laugh, along with a big dose of motivation! Here are funny inspirational quotes that will have you smiling but also we hope they will inspire you. The amusing, uplifting quotations are from top celebrities, authors, and comedians.
These funny inspirational quotes are the perfect remedy for that day when nothing seems to go your way or when you want to cheer up a close friend. It’s all about your mindset! Reading the motivating words listed below will help you see the humor in life and maybe even an insight or two!
Talk about a double dose of awesomeness with these quotes! They will not only elicit grins from those who read the words but also they contain inspirational messages! Light and fun yet also wise is a great way to describe the quality quotes we have handpicked here for you.
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“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. – Bill Watterson
If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big. – Tom Hirshfield
I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.
– Louis C.K.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. – Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. – Mark Twain
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I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. – Harry S Truman
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. – Vaclav Havel
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte
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“It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.”
– Unknown
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.”
– Chuck Reid
“Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
– Paula Wall
“Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.”
– Martina Navratilova
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
-Dave Barry
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
A good time for laughing is when you can.”
– Jessamyn West
“I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
– Cassandra Duffy
“Why sadness was created? So we could rest from laughing.”
― Nelson M. Lubao
“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight Eisenhower
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“When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
― Katina Ferguson
“Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.”
-Unknown
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. ”
– Albert Einstein
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
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“If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.”
― Michael P. Clutton
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
– Tom Lehrer
“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.”
-Roger Staubach
“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”
-Unknow
“Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.”
-Danny Kaye
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama ( Read more Dalai Lama quotes on life and love)
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
– Truman Capote
“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
– Ellen Degeneres
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
– Kyle Chandler
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
– Anthony Burgess
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“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.”
– Elvis Presley
“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.”
– Donald Trump
“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
– Jack London
“When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’ ”
– Sydney Harris
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
– Terry Pratchett
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey
“Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”
– Zig Ziglar
Funny inspirational quotes about money
“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Jack Benny
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
– Luis Bunuel
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
– George Carlin
“Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.”
– Frank Zappa
“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.”
– Richard Bach
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“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
– Mark Twain
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein ( Read more Albert Einstein quotes on life and love)
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
– Thomas Eddison
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
– Franklin P. Jones
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
– Lucille Ball
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
– Ron White
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright
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